海弟马帮搬诶~~~~~~~~”
“左手我抄起这乾坎艮震内个震仙滴鼓~~~右手扬起巽离坤兑我这赶山滴鞭呐~~~~~~~~~”
“我这鞭鼓一打就响连天~~~~赶走那金乌就黑了天呐~~~~~~~~”
“乌鸦它归巢鸟回了山~~~和尚老道就奔了寺院~~~蛟龙归海凤回天呐~~~~”
“饭店它摘晃儿衙门上闩~~~猛虎回林百兽安然~~~~鸡犬安宁人入睡~~~~~家家户户都没有人言~~~~”
“玉兔初生那阴风起~~~吹得那户户家家就上了门闩诶~~~~~~~~”
“家家户户门上锁~~~只有雪遥别苑这门儿没关~~~~~~”
“有跨海我叫帮搬~~~~没捞着晚饭也打不着尖~~~~没有那茶水也没人递烟儿~~~~没有那啤酒也没给钱儿~~~~饿着肚子把仙儿搬~~~~高山古洞地老仙儿看我多可怜呐唉嗨哎嗨哟~~~~~~”
咚咚咚嘁咚咚~~~咚咕隆咚嘁咚咚~~~~哗啦哗啦哗哗哗~~~~
“哎~~~~~~~”
“啥都没有我也不计较~~~~吃喝拉撒先推到一边~~~我一步走内个两步三~~~三三见九我站在堂前~~~~~”
“手托神鼓我震仙鞭~~~~摇摇晃晃我请神仙呐诶嗨哎嗨哟~~~~”
咚咚隆冬嘁咚咚~~~~
“大门四敞八开得迎宾客~~~招来了五路鬼神那个把财关诶~~~~~”
“五路鬼神内个钱开道儿~~~~~一路铺到那老仙儿的洞府老仙儿地山呐~~~~~~~”
“老仙儿地洞府不好找~~~我肉眼凡胎地看不见~~~还请老仙儿开着宝马下高山~~~~驾着奔驰来见面~~~~一朵祥云落在地~~~我影影焯焯的看到老仙儿就来到了跟前呐哎嗨哎嗨哟~~~~~~”
咚咚咚~~~~咚咚~~~哗啦呼啦~~~~~
“见到老仙儿落了地~~~乐坏了三海我这帮搬~~~我胸罩没戴鞋没穿~~~~衣服的纽扣都没系完呐~~~~~”
冯雪在一旁终于听不下去了,在一旁吐槽道:“你这是昨天晚上酒喝大了还没醒呢吧?你唱的都是个啥呀?是请仙儿呢还是捉奸啊?”
刘敏瞪了她一眼没搭茬儿,继续自顾自地唱道:“我头顶房扒脚跐着砖~~~~脚跐着地来头顶着天~~~~~”
“我头顶着八宝琉璃瓦~~~~~脚跐着八棱紫金砖~~~~~”
“我迈开虎步走连环~~~~~步罡踏斗地站在堂前~~~~摆上那琼浆请神仙~~~~~”
“一请金盔金甲的胡家将~~~~二请银盔银甲黄家地仙~~~~~三请常蟒巳蛇都归了花三教~~~~~四请那下世的鬼主和烟魂~~~~~五请那白家身着着软猬甲~~~~六请灰家地老祖搬运地仙呐哎嗨哎嗨呀~~~~~”
晓日从她鼓声一响就迷糊起来,在红盖头底下好像做了过山车一样,整个人不受控制的开始哆嗦,这种眩晕跟之前被元如意他们捆身还不一样,这是一种嗑完了药听迪曲儿时的那种不由自主的兴奋。他越晃越疯狂,身子扭动得如同坐在电门上了一般。
刘敏见他火候差不多了,开始加紧了鼓点儿,连成了片,嘴里的舌头也便成了莲:“老仙家呀~~~~~~~”
“你刹身要刹紧~~~内个捆身要捆严~~~刹不紧捆不严~~~弟子的罪难担~~~刹得紧捆得严~~~弟子才舒坦~~~~~”
“老仙家耶~~~~~你左膀晃地是龙摆尾~~~~右膀摇地是虎登山~~~~摇摇晃晃就算完~~~不能跳完了伦巴跳恰恰诶~~~~~哎嗨哎嗨呀~~~~”
“老仙家~~~你张开了虎口就放了龙声~~~你吐口吐沫都是钉~~~~~你报报名字报报号~~~~到底是胡家地兵马还是黄堂地仙诶~~~~~~”
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